Nadjenwonnullnelldondab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, wise camel.

Nadjenwonnullnelldondab created tapeworms nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadjenwonnullnelldondab, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nadjenwonnullnelldondab, he will manifest in front of you.

Nadjenwonnullnelldondab's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Nadjenwonnullnelldondab's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from white badgers for they are unholy.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

5. Fast once a month.