Nadjenwonnullnelldondab
is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely fat, wise
camel
.
Nadjenwonnullnelldondab
created tapeworms nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nadjenwonnullnelldondab
, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Nadjenwonnullnelldondab
, he will manifest in front of you.
Nadjenwonnullnelldondab's
most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.
Nadjenwonnullnelldondab's Holy Commandments
1. Hide from white badgers for they are unholy.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.
5. Fast once a month.
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