Ladsatmumhapdiddusshot is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, passionate cow.

Ladsatmumhapdiddusshot created the cosmos eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ladsatmumhapdiddusshot, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ladsatmumhapdiddusshot, it will think nothing of it.

Ladsatmumhapdiddusshot's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Ladsatmumhapdiddusshot's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near goats.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Seals are not to be trusted.

5. Always help sick snails.