Queegflabont is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, tranquil wolf.

Queegflabont created Mount Everest nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegflabont, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Queegflabont, it will turn you into a frog.

Queegflabont's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Queegflabont's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Retreat if six mice approach from the east.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Queegflabont.