Cebquartrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, kind capybara.

Cebquartrutt created the solar system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebquartrutt, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cebquartrutt, she will not care.

Cebquartrutt's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Cebquartrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick whales.

2. Run away from yellow sharks, for they are unholy.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. You must love Cebquartrutt.

5. Run away if five sheep approach from the south.