Mitweemit is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, moody faun.

Mitweemit created the Sombrero Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Mitweemit, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mitweemit, she will be mildly annoyed.

Mitweemit's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Mitweemit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Never hurt hamsters.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always look after injured mites.