Dotzedwik is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, intelligent frog.

Dotzedwik created the planet Saturn eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dotzedwik, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dotzedwik, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dotzedwik's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Dotzedwik's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Dotzedwik loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.