Wighimcan is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, merciful bat.

Wighimcan created a photon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wighimcan, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wighimcan, she will turn you into a mouse.

Wighimcan's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Wighimcan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never talk about sharks.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Fast once a month.