Stikcudarn is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, capable snake.

Stikcudarn created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikcudarn, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Stikcudarn, she will not invite you to parties.

Stikcudarn's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Stikcudarn's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from white seals for they are unholy.

2. Never mention squirrels.

3. Erect nine aluminium sculptures of Stikcudarn on top of important buildings.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not cook food in pots.