Babdamcubqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, conceited weasel.

Babdamcubqueeg created a charm quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Babdamcubqueeg, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Babdamcubqueeg, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Babdamcubqueeg's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Babdamcubqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Run away from yellow ants, for they are unholy.