Yakbadont is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, boastful wolf.

Yakbadont created the planet Venus nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yakbadont, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yakbadont, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Yakbadont's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Yakbadont's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. You must pray to Yakbadont six times a day.

4. Do not speak about spinach.

5. Do not drink alcohol.