Lenlenwan is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, thoughtless newt.

Lenlenwan created snails seven million years ago.

If you believe in Lenlenwan, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lenlenwan, he will turn you into a tree.

Lenlenwan's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Lenlenwan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

5. Never play with disobedient children.