Rilwiglimhen is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unthinking gnu.

Rilwiglimhen created humankind eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilwiglimhen, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rilwiglimhen, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Rilwiglimhen's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Rilwiglimhen's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear skirts.

2. Do not hurt porpoises.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rilwiglimhen.

4. Never skip near rats.

5. Never look in ponds.