Gigqueeglad is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, amazing skunk.

Gigqueeglad created Europe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gigqueeglad, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gigqueeglad, he will turn you into a rat.

Gigqueeglad's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Gigqueeglad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

2. Do not take Gigqueeglad's name in vain.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gigqueeglad.

5. Never talk about stars.