Sadrullwod is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, charitable swallow.

Sadrullwod created vertebrates five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadrullwod, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sadrullwod, it will turn you into a duck.

Sadrullwod's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Sadrullwod's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat apples.

2. You must love Sadrullwod.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always wear purple.