Vigrapyim is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witless capybara.

Vigrapyim created tapeworms nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vigrapyim, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vigrapyim, it will turn you into a frog.

Vigrapyim's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Vigrapyim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never mention mice.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

5. Do not take Vigrapyim's name in vain.