Gutrulnel is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, sapient slug.

Gutrulnel created energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutrulnel, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Gutrulnel, it will destroy your home planet.

Gutrulnel's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Gutrulnel's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry dogs.

2. You must love Gutrulnel.

3. Hide from blue squirrels for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never eat bark.