Gigarfnil is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fussy chicken.

Gigarfnil created everything that exists three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigarfnil, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gigarfnil, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gigarfnil's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Gigarfnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never wear white hats.

3. Worship no other gods but Gigarfnil.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Put Gigarfnil first in all things.