Rigfigfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, intelligent wren.

Rigfigfeb created humankind two million years ago.

If you believe in Rigfigfeb, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Rigfigfeb, he will not care.

Rigfigfeb's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Rigfigfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Rigfigfeb must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Run away from mauve bats, for they are unholy.

5. You must love Rigfigfeb.