Tindonbendod is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, staggering gnu.

Tindonbendod created the Milkyway four million years ago.

If you believe in Tindonbendod, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tindonbendod, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tindonbendod's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Tindonbendod's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Tindonbendod.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not shave your arms.