Sigstipzen is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, caring naga.

Sigstipzen created vertebrates eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sigstipzen, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sigstipzen, it will torture you forever.

Sigstipzen's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Sigstipzen's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

3. Run away if four hamsters approach from the east.

4. Never bounce near great tits.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.