Rullyikmif is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, kind rat.

Rullyikmif created the cosmos nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullyikmif, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rullyikmif, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Rullyikmif's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Rullyikmif's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear yellow.

2. Feed all hungry sheep.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Never feed onions to squirrels while wearing cyan shorts.