Mipquartflap is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, all-knowing wolf.

Mipquartflap created the solar system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipquartflap, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mipquartflap, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Mipquartflap's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Mipquartflap's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Mipquartflap four times a day.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Mipquartflap on top of all buildings.

5. Do not make images of living things.