Fitmingon is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, bad-tempered cat.

Fitmingon created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fitmingon, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fitmingon, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Fitmingon's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Fitmingon's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Run away from blue ants, for they are unholy.

5. You must pray to Fitmingon three times a day.