Dodruttyak is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, proud hummingbird.

Dodruttyak created the planet Mars three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dodruttyak, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dodruttyak, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dodruttyak's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Dodruttyak's Holy Commandments

1. Put Dodruttyak first in all things.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never talk about squirrels.