Funmap is a god.
He takes the form of a gargantuan, calm
cow.
Funmap created an electron six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Funmap, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Funmap, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.
Funmap's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.
Funmap's Holy Commandments1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.
2. Never talk about comets.
3. Do not hurt dolphins.
4. Hide if eight ants approach from the south.
5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.