Nulsig is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, merciless wasp.

Nulsig created dark energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulsig, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nulsig, it will think nothing of it.

Nulsig's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Nulsig's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry dogs.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nulsig.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never talk about comets.