Fum is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, unsympathetic slug.

Fum created Mount Everest four years ago.

If you believe in Fum, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fum, she will destroy your favourite star.

Fum's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Fum's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never think about moons.

5. You must pray to Fum six times a day.