Pogbog is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unjust horse.

Pogbog created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pogbog, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pogbog, it will jump up and down on your head.

Pogbog's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Pogbog's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not hurt monkeys.