Pogbog is a god.
It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unjust
horse.
Pogbog created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Pogbog, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Pogbog, it will jump up and down on your head.
Pogbog's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.
Pogbog's Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.
2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Do not fashion models of living things.
5. Do not hurt monkeys.