Quaggatmetmob is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, merciful sheep.

Quaggatmetmob created the planet Mars seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Quaggatmetmob, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Quaggatmetmob, it will be mildly annoyed.

Quaggatmetmob's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Quaggatmetmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about spinach.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not eat cherries.

5. Never jump in the presence of sharks.