Dissnatlit is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, proud horse.

Dissnatlit created dark matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dissnatlit, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dissnatlit, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Dissnatlit's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Dissnatlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Always help sick dolphins.

3. Retreat if five horses approach from the south.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.