Cinladfly is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, pitiless snake.

Cinladfly created a top quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Cinladfly, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cinladfly, it will turn you into a sheep.

Cinladfly's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Cinladfly's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Never talk about whales.

4. Always wear gray.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
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