Ragtin Fatflatsatflowomin is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, compassionate fly.

Ragtin Fatflatsatflowomin created vertebrates two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragtin Fatflatsatflowomin, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ragtin Fatflatsatflowomin, it will jump up and down on your head.

Ragtin Fatflatsatflowomin's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Ragtin Fatflatsatflowomin's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always stare at clouds.