Ragtin Fatflatsatflowomin
is a god.
It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, compassionate
fly
.
Ragtin Fatflatsatflowomin
created vertebrates two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ragtin Fatflatsatflowomin
, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Ragtin Fatflatsatflowomin
, it will jump up and down on your head.
Ragtin Fatflatsatflowomin's
most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.
Ragtin Fatflatsatflowomin's Holy Commandments
1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Always stare at clouds.
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