Tunxin is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, unfair clam.

Tunxin created viruses seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tunxin, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tunxin, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Tunxin's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Tunxin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Do not speak about aubergines.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never talk about birds.