Sidpinnak is a god.
He takes the form of a small, able
jellyfish.
Sidpinnak created a bottom quark twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Sidpinnak, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Sidpinnak, he will not care.
Sidpinnak's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.
Sidpinnak's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Never mention gulls.
3. Do not covet oxen.
4. Do not take Sidpinnak's name in vain.
5. Do not cook food in pots.