Hascunlab is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, wise raccoon.

Hascunlab created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hascunlab, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hascunlab, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Hascunlab's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Hascunlab's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hascunlab.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not eat beans.

4. Put Hascunlab first in all things.

5. Hascunlab loves gulls, so they must be honoured.
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