Nangodtap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, deceitful gerbil.

Nangodtap created a strange quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nangodtap, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nangodtap, it will have a low opinion of you.

Nangodtap's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Nangodtap's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Hide if eight tapirs approach from the west.

3. Always treat dogs with great respect.

4. Feed all hungry whales.

5. Do not hurt frogs.