Budhotflap is a god.
He takes the form of a chunky, passionate
guinea pig.
Budhotflap created light two million years ago.
If you believe in
Budhotflap, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Budhotflap, he will turn you into a giant slug.
Budhotflap's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.
Budhotflap's Holy Commandments1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.
3. Do not trade with those who eat corn.
4. Never think about asteroids.
5. Never talk about fire.