Fetfettarp is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, humorless deer.

Fetfettarp created energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetfettarp, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fetfettarp, it will cry a lot.

Fetfettarp's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Fetfettarp's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never wear green skirts.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Goats are not to be trusted.