Dotstafnabnull is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, loving lobster.

Dotstafnabnull created the Virgo Supercluster five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dotstafnabnull, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dotstafnabnull, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Dotstafnabnull's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Dotstafnabnull's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Do not drink water in black rooms.

3. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Fast once a month.