Cissbutcim is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, ill-tempered centipede.

Cissbutcim created humanity four years ago.

If you believe in Cissbutcim, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cissbutcim, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cissbutcim's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Cissbutcim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Hide if eight ducks approach from the west.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not eat grapes.

5. Always help sick foxes.