Futtiglarn is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, intelligent wolf.

Futtiglarn created the planet Venus seven million years ago.

If you believe in Futtiglarn, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Futtiglarn, he will turn you into a worm.

Futtiglarn's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Futtiglarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never run in the presence of shrews.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.