Gumstipvog is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, able hydra.

Gumstipvog created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gumstipvog, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gumstipvog, he will boil you in a big pot.

Gumstipvog's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Gumstipvog's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never mention ants.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not kill mites.