Weezakbig is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, ill-tempered dove.

Weezakbig created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weezakbig, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Weezakbig, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Weezakbig's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Weezakbig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never laugh in the presence of seals.

3. Weezakbig loves mites, so they must be respected.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Weezakbig on top of all buildings.

5. Never think ill of sick snakes.