Banpitdum is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, prudent hippopotamus.

Banpitdum created energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Banpitdum, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Banpitdum, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Banpitdum's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Banpitdum's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Banpitdum.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not cook food in pots.