Rentipwot is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, resourceful faun.

Rentipwot created dark matter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Rentipwot, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rentipwot, he will have a low opinion of you.

Rentipwot's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Rentipwot's Holy Commandments

1. Rentipwot loves horses, so they must be respected.

2. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Worship no other gods but Rentipwot.

5. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.