Dudbelldad is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, omnipotent rhinoceros.

Dudbelldad created the solar system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudbelldad, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dudbelldad, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Dudbelldad's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Dudbelldad's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not listen to music.