Fadfidzen is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, astonishing hummingbird.

Fadfidzen created the Tadpole Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadfidzen, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fadfidzen, it will not care.

Fadfidzen's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Fadfidzen's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not speak about oranges.