Dogjamhub is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, egotistical donkey.

Dogjamhub created time and space seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogjamhub, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dogjamhub, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dogjamhub's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Dogjamhub's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. You must love Dogjamhub.

4. Always obey Dogjamhub's priests.

5. Feed all hungry mice.
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