Kamfem is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, blissful chinchilla.

Kamfem created a down quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kamfem, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kamfem, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Kamfem's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Kamfem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not sit in public.