Kamfem is a god.
It takes the form of a very long, blissful
chinchilla.
Kamfem created a down quark seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kamfem, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Kamfem, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Kamfem's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.
Kamfem's Holy Commandments1. Do not make images of living things.
2. Never eat green fruit.
3. Do not wear tin on your body.
4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
5. Do not sit in public.