Gidzakvid is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, duplicitous whale.

Gidzakvid created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gidzakvid, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gidzakvid, she will turn you into a slug.

Gidzakvid's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Gidzakvid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

2. Gidzakvid must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Feed all hungry cats.

4. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not speak about bread.